Rihanna and Drake on stage in Paris

Rihanna and Drake have a Romantic Sushi Date in Amsterdam, Meanwhile in Miami, Tio Pepe Tiene Una Cagalera del Carajo.

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Rihanna and Drake partying in a Paris nightclub

Rihanna and Drake partying in a Paris nightclub

 

Rihanna and Drake spotted separately leaving a restaurant in Amsterdam

Rihanna and Drake spotted separately leaving a restaurant in Amsterdam

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rihanna and Drake were spotted yesterday in Amsterdam outside of a sushi restaurant metiendose mate and holding hands while a sea of paparazzi and fans swarmed them with cameras and adoration. The couple has been rumored to be involved romantically since February 27th when the two exchanged a series of ambiguously provocative tweets to each other. ¬†Feminists took to the internet with an overwhelming slew of congratulatory tweets on the lesbian couple’s decision not to hide their lifestyle behind closed doors.

After dinner the two took a romantic stroll through the red light district’s lesser known “blue” light district known for catering to fetishes. Reports say the couple stood conversing in front of a brothel admiring a rather large woman with a handsome beard known affectionally by locals as Big Frieda.

One of the fans present said¬† “Oh my god, I couldn’t believe I was seeing them in person! I was so excited. They were very nice and said hello to everyone, but im definitely never going to that Sushi restaurant to eat because from la peste a bacalao que tenian pegao arriba, its pretty obvious they dont care much for keeping their fish fresh”

Big Frieda was not available for comment.