Rihanna and Drake were spotted yesterday in Amsterdam outside of a sushi restaurant metiendose mate and holding hands while a sea of paparazzi and fans swarmed them with cameras and adoration. The couple has been rumored to be involved romantically since February 27th when the two exchanged a series of ambiguously provocative tweets to each other. Feminists took to the internet with an overwhelming slew of congratulatory tweets on the lesbian couple’s decision not to hide their lifestyle behind closed doors.
After dinner the two took a romantic stroll through the red light district’s lesser known “blue” light district known for catering to fetishes. Reports say the couple stood conversing in front of a brothel admiring a rather large woman with a handsome beard known affectionally by locals as Big Frieda.
One of the fans present said “Oh my god, I couldn’t believe I was seeing them in person! I was so excited. They were very nice and said hello to everyone, but im definitely never going to that Sushi restaurant to eat because from la peste a bacalao que tenian pegao arriba, its pretty obvious they dont care much for keeping their fish fresh”
Big Frieda was not available for comment.